Whimsy

Buttersafe

Teh Meme Shirt!!!!!one!!

New shirt idea:

Three Meme Shirt Moon

The psychology of online order fulfillment

Ben

they’re still “processing” my tshirt order

Beejay

gay

Ben

yeah

i imagine “processing” like when something bad happens to someone and they seem really jaded and you ask them what’s up and they say “oh i’m just trying to process everything that just happened”

Beejay

hahhaha

Ben

so there’s some lady sitting there “trying to process” that i want this shirt

and eventually she’s going to come to grips with it

and send me the shirt

probably with piano music playing

as she walks away from the post office

having symbolically “let it go”

Beejay

hahahah

give her time ben

give her time

Ben

she’ll come around

but i can’t wait forever you know?

eventually i’m going to have to find a new shirt

Beejay

you gotta live your life man….

Ben

w/o all these strings attached

Beejay

you should email the company and say “just breathe”

Ben

or “look, i realize you have a lot to work through right now, and i’d love to be supportive but i’m just not in a place where i can be that for you right now, so while it pains me to be demanding i’d very much like it if you could just take the time to send me my shirt and work out your issues later. i wish you the best, i really do, but as i said, i just need that shirt.”

Beejay

ctrl c

ctrl v

brdrdrdr…SEND

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