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Ben
they’re still “processing” my tshirt order
Beejay
gay
Ben
yeah
i imagine “processing” like when something bad happens to someone and they seem really jaded and you ask them what’s up and they say “oh i’m just trying to process everything that just happened”
Beejay
hahhaha
Ben
so there’s some lady sitting there “trying to process” that i want this shirt
and eventually she’s going to come to grips with it
and send me the shirt
probably with piano music playing
as she walks away from the post office
having symbolically “let it go”
Beejay
hahahah
give her time ben
give her time
Ben
she’ll come around
but i can’t wait forever you know?
eventually i’m going to have to find a new shirt
Beejay
you gotta live your life man….
Ben
w/o all these strings attached
Beejay
you should email the company and say “just breathe”
Ben
or “look, i realize you have a lot to work through right now, and i’d love to be supportive but i’m just not in a place where i can be that for you right now, so while it pains me to be demanding i’d very much like it if you could just take the time to send me my shirt and work out your issues later. i wish you the best, i really do, but as i said, i just need that shirt.”
Beejay
ctrl c
ctrl v
brdrdrdr…SEND

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