No penis jokes today, just straight-up, hard penis science.
Scientific American answers (maybe) the question: “Hey, why does my penis look like that?”
I encourage you to read the entire article, it’s pretty interesting. A quick synopsis: Using “evolutionary reverse engineering” which sounds suspiciously like “lazy pseudo-science” (Men like sports because they used to hunt! Women like to shop because they used to gather!) scientists at SUNY Albany have determined why the human penis is shaped, uh, well like a penis, I guess: Sperm Warfare.