Start with the rump? That’s usually where I get off.
h/t Everything is Terrible
ah hell, as long as I’m raiding their weblog:
Love the comment from youtuber singinglawnchair: “This sounds like if Kenny Loggins acquired a DUI on his record and had to write this song for community service”
So there WAS a topless coffeshop in Maine. Great! But then it burned down. Bummer.
I imagine this is how it went down:
Barista 1: Hey, isn’t this topless coffeeshop the best idea ever? Look at all the customers who have come to drink coffee and look at our gazoongas.
Barista 2: Yeah I guess.
Barista 1: What’s wrong? You don’t seem to be putting a lot of energy into foaming cappucinos and spinning your nipple tassels
Barista 2: Well… look, I think a topless coffeeshop is a great idea… but in Maine? I’m freezing my, well these off *points to boobs*
Barista 1: That’s true, my nipples are hard enough to break ice.
Customer: Can I get an iced coffee?
Barista 1: What if we started a fire? You know, to warm this place up?
Barista 2: That’s a great idea!
Customer: No it is not. *exits store hurriedly*
Barista 1: *starts fire, burns coffee shop to ground*
Barista 2: Uh oh, I think we’re in a whole “latte” trouble!
Barista 1: HaHaHa!
Barista 2: HaHaHa!
*Barista 1 and 2 make out*
Who has two thumbs (one in working order, the other jammed all to heck) and is taking a 15 hour overnight bus ride to Las Vegas tomorrow? This guy:
Microsoft Paint arrow indicating spaceman, not female Mario
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