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First Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson. Death is removing an icon from each decade. If I were Mark Paul Gosselaar, I’d be careful out there today
 
3:51pmDillon

Mark Paul Gosselar…lol

3:52pmAlexander

i dont whether to feel sad that a childhood hero is dead…or happy because I totally nailed that joke

3:52pmDillon

both?

is that bad?

3:52pmAlexander

haha, probably

3:52pmDillon

i wonder if parents everywhere are rejoicing

3:52pmAlexander

hahahahaha

3:52pmDillon

while 20-something young adults are weeping

3:53pmAlexander

7 year old boys are exhaling and unclenching their sphincters

3:53pmDillon

hahaha

neverland ranch went on to enjoy sweeping popularity never experienced during Michael’s life

3:54pmAlexander

haaha, bubbles was set free

3:55pmDillon

bubbles will probably be burned in the funeral pyre like slaves of olden times

3:55pmAlexander

LOL

i didnt think about that

3:55pmDillon

poor bubbles…he never saw it coming

3:56pmAlexander

also, this makes Thriller zombies 35% less funny and 56% more terrifying

3:56pmDillon

lol

how did crunch those numbers

3:57pmAlexander

ZombieCalculatorPro 2.1

3:59pmDillon

“in an unrelated note…michael jackson’s casket was sealed shut and sent to the bottom of the ocean…just to be sure”

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