(917): Your roomates are the best
(212): Remember that chick Dana I’ve been macking on? I went to her house last night and she got freaky. kept calling me the “Keymaster” and basically tried to rape me.
(212): I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people
(917): Dude, the museum is covered in goo and everyone is singing and the statue of liberty is walking down the street
(1-917): I love New York
(646): We just crossed streams and it was bad news
(212): It usually is
(646): What’s his deal anway?
(917): He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
(212): Hey, did you ever get around to licensing the nuclear accelerator that powers our proton packs?
(917): The Stay Puft man seems pretty pissed
(212): Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!
(212): School is shutting down our parapsychology research, wtf?
(646): Really? You’re shocked they’re discontinuing the experiments where you tell sorority girls they are psychic in order to get them to sleep with you?
(212): Yes. More research needed.
(212): Kinda makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
(1-212): Wonder what?
(212): Whether she’s naked under that toga, she *is* French, you know that.
(646): I may or may not have just busted some ghosts (hint: I totally did)