Out of Context Instant Message of the Day

6:31pm Alexander

this show is like a combo of walker tanger, spiderman, and every law procedural

it will make 100 million dollars

wow, walker tanger = walker texas ranger

Out of Context Instant Message of the Day

12:17pmDanny

yeah. your body gets mad at you and gives you a hangover

then you interrupt it by getting drunk

for alcoholics, it’s called stasis

for the rest of the world, it’s about the same mentality as starting a fire in your bedroom trashcan after being sent to your room for lighting a fire in the kitchen trashcan

Today’s Out of Context Instant Message of The Day

bahumbajamille: if something changes i’ll let you know, but you should plan on not putting pants on