Time Wasting, Vol. 313

ONE: Contextual Advertising.  How could it go wrong? I guess, hypothetically, adding a police recruitment tag to a video of a cop kicking a teenage girl.

TWO: Ok, as someone who recently purchased a pair of tight, bright-red levis and clear lens way-farers, I can confidently confirm that this article correctly predicts future hipster trends.  Or not, whatever, I could care, right? (h/t the super sweet Stuff Hipsters Hate.  I love Tumblrs [Tumbls?])

THREE: Finally. Yacht Rock. Yes.

Kenny Loggins, you get in the fucking back of the group. This is my picture.

Exactly

h/t The Will Leitch Experience

Pay Your Respects

First Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson. Death is removing an icon from each decade. If I were Mark Paul Gosselaar, I’d be careful out there today

 

3:51pmDillon

Mark Paul Gosselar…lol

3:52pmAlexander

i dont whether to feel sad that a childhood hero is dead…or happy because I totally nailed that joke

3:52pmDillon

both?

is that bad?

3:52pmAlexander

haha, probably

3:52pmDillon

i wonder if parents everywhere are rejoicing

3:52pmAlexander

hahahahaha

3:52pmDillon

while 20-something young adults are weeping

3:53pmAlexander

7 year old boys are exhaling and unclenching their sphincters

You know how you can tell punk is dead (hella dead)?

When You’re listening to “Fresh Air” on NPR and Terry Gross is interviewing Iggy Pop who is plugging his new album of standards ‘Preliminaires‘ (yeah, some songs are in French) which he sings in a voice that sounds like a cross between Ziggy Stardust and Johnny Cash.  This thing is gonna sell hundreds of copies.

Gino Vanelli’s “I Just Wanna Stop” if it were read as a telegram

For your love

When I think about those nights in Montreal I get the sweetest thoughts of you and me Memories of love above the city lights Ooh, I tried so hard to take it But oh lord my heart wont make it I just wanna.

And tell you what I feel about you babe I just wanna.

I never wanna live without you babe I just gotta.

For your love

When I think about the way the world must turn I get the saddest thoughts for you and me Memories of life and times go on and on Ooh, Ive tried hard to forget it But oh lord my mind wont let it I just wanna.

And tell you what I feel about you babe I just wanna.

The world aint right without you babe I just wanna.

For your love

Ooo, Ive tried so hard to take it But oh lord my heart wont make it I just wanna.

And tell you what I feel about you babe I just wanna.

The world aint right without you babe I just wanna.

For your love