Pay Your Respects

First Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson. Death is removing an icon from each decade. If I were Mark Paul Gosselaar, I’d be careful out there today

 

3:51pmDillon

Mark Paul Gosselar…lol

3:52pmAlexander

i dont whether to feel sad that a childhood hero is dead…or happy because I totally nailed that joke

3:52pmDillon

both?

is that bad?

3:52pmAlexander

haha, probably

3:52pmDillon

i wonder if parents everywhere are rejoicing

3:52pmAlexander

hahahahaha

3:52pmDillon

while 20-something young adults are weeping

3:53pmAlexander

7 year old boys are exhaling and unclenching their sphincters

Rejected Facebook Quizzes

1. Which STD are you?

            You are HERPES.

You have an infectious personality!  You tend to disappear every once in awhile, but you never truly go away.  You aren’t shy about making new friends, even if they aren’t expecting you because Tiffany didn’t seem like the kind of person who would do that to a guy.  Bitch.

 

Bored with Facebook?

Go outside.

 

Or, scroll down to your language settings at the bottom left of the page and change it from “English (US)” to “English (Pirate)”