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DangerCast 2012, Episode 1

Lady and Gentleman! Welcome to a new, futuristic era of Danger 2012… the radio era.  Danger 2012, in an ongoing commitment to bring you some form of indeterminate quality content, has officially launched: DANGERCAST 2012!

Ready to be future-excited?

In this, the first Episode: We travel back to August 13, 2009, to speak with DANIEL WOOD about his exploits “in” the FAR EAST!*

*here, “in” is a double entendre!  Danny was both in the East (coast) and physically inside women of the orient! With his penis and everything! He discusses this! Listen!

Mailing it in

Hey guys, sorry we didn’t really post any new content this week, we were too busy 1) writing short stories we don’t intend for anyone to read, 2) pouring our hearts out to our friend about our girl troubles, 3) playing guitar, 4) being glad we aren’t in Boston, 5) institutional investing. Respectively.

But hey, I’ve got nothing to do Sunday. If the weather is bad, and I feel creative, maybe I’ll write something for you. Until then, get out there and make it a great weekend.

 

 

Additional Time Waster Here.

In Which I Intimate That My Holiday Weekend, Which Started Last Thursday, Ended This Wednesday Morning.

Hey gang!  How was your 4th of July weekend?  Mine was pretty boss!  Just How Awesome was my weekend, you ask?  Here’s the soundtrack:

TFLNFG (Texts From Last Night From Ghostbusters)

(212):  So I just woke up to find my roomates shouting at canisters of pink goo and now their playing music to make it dance

(917): Your roomates are the best

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(212): Remember that chick Dana I’ve been macking on? I went to her house last night and she got freaky. kept calling me the “Keymaster” and basically tried to rape me.

(1-212): Tried?

(212): I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people

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(917): Dude, the museum is covered in goo and everyone is singing and the statue of liberty is walking down the street

(1-917): I love New York

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(646): We just crossed streams and it was bad news

(212): It usually is

Conundrum of the Day

Why are ex-girlfriends invariably super-hot?

Wait… I know we broke up because you’re crazy, but, really? You still look that good? Damnit.

*UPDATE*

New Conundrum: Why are the products of drunken late night blogging invariably retarded?  Science is hard at work on an answer

Editor’s Note:

66.67% of the contributors of this site have Vegas-induced Rubella, so if you’ve notice a drop-off in work-product this week, pat yourself on the freaking back.  Activity will pick up when we aren’t sidetracked by our insatiable desire for brains.

Out of Context Instant Message of the Day

12:17pmDanny

yeah. your body gets mad at you and gives you a hangover

then you interrupt it by getting drunk

for alcoholics, it’s called stasis

for the rest of the world, it’s about the same mentality as starting a fire in your bedroom trashcan after being sent to your room for lighting a fire in the kitchen trashcan

Star Trek Drinking Game

Hey did I mention how I liked the new Star Trek movie?  I did?  Repeatedly?  Oh.  Well, I also really like the shows, especially ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation.’  You know what else I like?  Drinking alcohol.

So I was pleased to find this, the Star Trek: TNG Drinking Game.

Welcome to the County Line

Born from that super smooth place right on the border of Malibu and Ventura county: Equal parts Malibu rum and Bacardi silver over ice, garnish with umbrella and a penchant for drinks that taste like sunscreen.

The County Line - Smoothest drink slightly northwest of Los Angeles

Thanks to Couchaline and Beejay for making such a wonderful thing possible.